What did we do last night that was yellow?
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
Randomize
