What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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