office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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