About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
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Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
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Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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