i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
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She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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