Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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