I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
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Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
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Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
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