do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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