Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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