That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
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it's like heaven, but drunker
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
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The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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