just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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