I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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