I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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