i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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