i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
Randomize