How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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