grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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