I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
i will never coherently bang her
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
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I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
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I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
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