I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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