Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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