Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
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I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
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I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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