ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
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We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
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i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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