What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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