We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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