she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
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Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
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I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
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