Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
Randomize
