She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
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She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
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I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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