I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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