you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
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I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
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You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
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University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
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