Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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