you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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