On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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