Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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