i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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