they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I deserve this hangover.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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