dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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