I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
No more Irish car bombs ever.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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