I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
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