Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
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There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
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I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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