Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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