Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
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I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
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You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?