i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
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I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
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You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.