they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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