when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
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I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
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got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
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