i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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