we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Just high enough for therapy.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
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