why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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