Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
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If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
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Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
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