party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
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Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
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Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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