i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
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You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
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Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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