I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
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I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
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Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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