He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Randomize
