I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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