Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
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