What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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